Saxony Creative Fun Blog » Humor http://www.saxonycreative.com/blog See what makes us laugh and stuff Thu, 07 Oct 2010 16:32:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Top 10 suggestions for Tobey Maguire now that he’s no longer Spider-Man http://www.saxonycreative.com/blog/01/2010/top-10-suggestions-for-tobey-maguire-now-that-hes-no-longer-spider-man/ http://www.saxonycreative.com/blog/01/2010/top-10-suggestions-for-tobey-maguire-now-that-hes-no-longer-spider-man/#comments Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:33:22 +0000 admin http://www.saxonycreative.com/blog/?p=257 Tobey Maguire hangs up Spider-Man Suit for good So, the buzz around the ‘net is that the Sony studio has decided to go in a cheaper younger new direction for the next Spider-Man film. We recognize that this move potentially leaves Tobey Maguire with time on his hands. So we at Saxony have created a Top Ten list of suggested activities for Tobey, to pass the time:

10. Watch Spider-Man 3 in slo-mo to pinpoint where it all went wrong.

9. Practice saying “I was Spider-Man, Dammit!”

8. Try to turn the world black & white again.

7. Finally start developing Cider House Rules 2 (or CHR2 for die-hard fans).

6. Reach out to Kobe and Moby and build a posse of friends with rhyming names.

5. See if “spidey sense” can be sold on eBay.

4. Stop wearing tights, at least professionally.

3. Discover what it’s like to wait for a table at Cheesecake Factory and Olive Garden like the rest of us.

2. Hang upside down at bars and see if ladies will go in for the kiss.

1. Establish a weekly poker game with Eric Bana, Val Kilmer, and Brandon Routh.

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